I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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