Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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