I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
do nipples grow back?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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