that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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