Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
