His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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