so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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