I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It's shark week go big or go home
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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