I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Dignity is for republicans.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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