What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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