a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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