It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
My friends, they love my intelligence
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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