We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
