Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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