I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I don't think brook has ever known best
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
