1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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