I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You can't just leave with hair like that
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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