So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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