Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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