you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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