And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
