I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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