3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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