People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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