if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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