Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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