ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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