She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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