Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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