you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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