Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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