So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Your topless pictures make me question reality
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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