When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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