operation have a gay friend backfired
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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