I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
