I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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