butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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