i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
tell me about the eggs
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