So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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