I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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