what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Randomize
