Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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