If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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