I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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