You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
