I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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