After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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