Don't you send me to vm
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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