i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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