No subtext here. People are naked.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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